Not Stopping Believing Shall Rise From the Ashes

Like a glorious phoenix, this lifeless site shall reconfigure itself into a ongoing masterwork the likes of which the Creator hath never witnessed. You all will bow before its breathtaking relevance to your life. Your heartfelt tears will short-circuit your keyboard, rendering your loving comments incoherent. But I shall nod from my golden internet throne at your attempts at fealty. Despite your flaws—BECAUSE of them—you shall Know the perfect love of Not Stopping Believing.
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I’ve heard that before.
I know. It’s my yearly mantra.