Billows of rich lavender smoke have been sighted pouring from the chimneys atop the Our Lady of Not Stopping Nondenominational Believing Temple here in Resolute. It’s official: the Council has opted to initiate a Blessed Sitewide Colonic. Rest assured: infrastructure and staff unsupportive of the the Transition are being liquidated in the most humane manner possible.
As you can see, the repercussions of the Council’s Choice is already being felt in the very content-managed bones of our humble internet presence. Not Stopping Believing shall move forward in a so-called “internet world wide web log” format. All traces of this site’s traditionalist (now dubbed treasonous) roots are being stricken from the record.
Only time will tell if the Council’s uncharacteristic acquiescence to current internet trends will be accepted by the public at large.